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Editorial | Recap: Mikey Mason at Atlantis Games and Comics

A few weeks ago I posted an article on why geeks should socialize with other geeks.  This past Friday I was able to do just that when Mikey Mason, hosted by Tidewater Browncoats and Atlantis Games & Comics, came out to Norfolk to do a show.  I got there early before most of the audience, but the room quickly filled up until almost every seat was occupied.

Mikey started the show with a sound check and then quickly and understandably decided to remove his pants… to put on shorts, since the room was pretty warm.

Mikey does standup comedy for a living, but I love him for his geeky, humorous parodies of popular songs (sprinkled with a few original pieces).  His theme song for this show was Browncoats of Summer, which is an obvious parody.  Perhaps his most famous—and funniest—song is She Don’t Like Firefly, which has caught on with fans of Joss Whedon’s very briefly lived SciFi show.

The show started at 7:00 p.m. and around 8:30 p.m. I glanced at my watch, but Mikey was still going strong.  He bantered with a couple of kids in the front row and mocked them a little when they got carried away with audience participation, which made my child-hating soul rejoice.  Almost everyone in the room had seen him before and a few people knew him personally and it was obvious that he was relaxed and felt like he was among friends.  Some called out requests for songs.  Someone brought a blueberry pie that was gobbled down during intermission.  I didn’t think anything of it until I realized that the performer’s mouth was blue for the rest of the show.

His personality comes through in his work.  He’s a white trash geek on purpose, but he’s a smart white trash geek and a great big teddy bear.  His vocabulary and use of feminine rhyme really blow me away regularly.  It’s a refreshing respite from the usual pop fair of rhyming “please” with “me.”  He really does have a good voice, and could (and occasionally does) sing serious songs.  I caught a nice vibrato from time to time.

Mikey Mason doing his thing

Mikey Mason doing his thing

I clapped along and sang along with the songs I know—including the freeze ray song from Dr. Horrible’s Sing-A-Long Blog.  I always attempt to sing along with his hilarious renditions of the cartoon themes from the 1980’s and earlier, but I end up laughing too hard.  This time he did the whole repertoire, including everything from Thundercats to Sesame Street, but left off one theme that I had heard him cover at a different show.  Obviously, this was on purpose when he sang another song and then came back to finish the show with a perfectly performed (and wildly amusing) rendition of the Muppet Babies theme.

I was impressed not only that he had the stamina to sing and entertain us for three whole hours, but that he very obviously wanted to do so.  The audience was more than happy to let him go on as long as he wanted to, and the owner of Atlantis Games & Comics didn’t mind staying open.

All in all, although my backside was sore by the end, I was happy and excited.  Picked up a couple of CDs to tide me over until the next Mikey Mason show as well.  If you’re into smart, geeky music, head over to his website and check out his music and his sporadic podcast, “Beer Powered Time Machine.”  It’s worth a look and listen!

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Editorial | Review: Much Ado About Nothing

Angel fans, rejoice!!  Fred and Wesley have finally gotten their happily ever after!!!  Ok, not really—but I still felt a little twinge of rightness in the casting of Benedick and Beatrice in Joss Whedon’s Much Ado About Nothing.  Here’s the good, the bad, and the ugly of this film according to me.

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Together at last!

The first scene made me instantly cringe and prepare for a long hour and a half—awkward speech and several actors deliberately not looking at the camera gave me that “indie” feeling—but the instant that Alexis Denisoff (Benedick) opened his mouth—the second scene he was in, for those counting—all anxiety fled.  This man was made for the boards!  His delivery was spot on, and his facial expressions and body language completely clarified any contextual issues in a form of English that is five centuries old.

Amy Acker sparkled as the witty, aggressive Beatrice.  It is a character that can easily appear abrasive, but that is not a word that can ever be applied to Acker.  The dynamic between these two characters completely overtakes the primary plotline, which is the rocky road to marriage for Claudio and Hero.

Whedon, unable to leave his mark on the script, instead brands his work with brilliant direction and non-speaking asides.  Notably, Beatrice mocks Benedick during an interlude by a fire pit, and repeatedly brushes away the amorous advances of the man sitting next to her with barely a thought; Leonato, worn out by a two day bender, falls asleep in the middle of Claudio’s formal request for his daughter’s hand, and is sharply woken by Beatrice; the watchmen, recast as Don Pedro’s private security, lock their keys in their car and become frantic.  Another brilliant move was in casting Conrade, henchman of Don John, as a woman.  This allowed for an interesting twist in their relationship (pun entirely intended), and made Don John appear even more depraved.

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Because Nathan Fillion.

I occasionally felt that the dialogue could have been enunciated more clearly—several lines were lost in conversation—but considering how meticulous the Bard was about infusing his plays with tongue-twisters and puns, this is understandable.

The fact that the entire film is clearly a summer party and that it was filmed in the director’s own house, gives it a feeling of intimacy that is unusual for Shakespeare.  Ultimately, I left the theater feeling not as though I had just watched a Shakespearean play, but that I had just watched a group of funny, witty people carry out a party weekend in Elizabethan English.  Very funny, very witty people—and I want so badly to be friends with all of them.  Much Ado About Nothing is sweet, sexy, subtle, and smart. I highly recommend it.

“The play’s the thing…”  Yes it is, my dear Joss, yes it is.

Four out of five death stars.

4 Death Stars

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Editorial | Internet Slang: My Quest for the Perfect Retort

Ahh, the fascinating world of internet slang! Both impressive in its scope and absurd by its nature, this satirical style of commentary captures my attention completely. I relish oddities and foibles more than I can say. There is a great line in Jane Austen’s book Pride and Prejudice regarding Lizzy Bennett: “”[She had] a lively, playful disposition, which delighted in anything ridiculous…” That line is me. Not only do I love to read internet slang, but I thoroughly enjoy learning to use my favorite phrases correctly.

Typically, my method begins when I see a phrase that seems concise enough to suit the grammar Nazi on one shoulder and snide enough to satisfy the sarcasm genie on the other. For instance, “seems legit” was a perfect phrase for me. I found it deliciously snarky and yet short and sweet. For such a little phrase it packed a punch, and I knew as soon as I saw it posted as a comment under a glorious, badly photoshopped photograph that this was my new idiom.

Here is the thing, though: once I find a phrase I wanted to express properly, I cannot just slap it onto just any status update or picture. It is imperative that I use the expression correctly. Sarcasm can very easily be misunderstood or (far worse) sound awkward. Usage must be perfectly timed and correctly implemented.

The hunt was on! I kept my eyes peel for woebegone status updates by teenage females believing they will never find true love, an image of the President holding an upside-down telephone, or Pamela Anderson’s bosom.

My first attempt with the phrase was on a silly meme of a Scottish bagpiper. While technically the phrase would apply, I could feel the wrongness as soon as I pressed the submit button. Sure enough, the deafening silence of the internets confirmed my suspicion that my usage had been awkward and I slunk away from my laptop, shame-faced.

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No one would even have known this was photoshopped if it weren’t for the slight variation in pixel sizes.

My next opportunity came when a Facebook friend posted a rant about her job and how she planned to quit the next day. “Seems legit,” I commented cheerfully. Sadly, I was shot down by seven of her girlfriends who were miffed at my carefree attitude. (I do want to point out that my “friend” did not quit her job the next day.)

Finally, my chance arrived. An Instagram friend posted a scanned photo of himself cut out and copied onto a postcard style photo of a surfer riding a monstrous, perfectly shaped wave. Success!! My comment was the very first response and was liked a whopping twenty seven times! Pleased with myself, I closed my laptop, folded my hands behind my head, and leaned back with a sigh of happiness. Victory was mine.

Last week I noticed someone on the internet using the word “feels” to mean strong emotions. Not sure what that’s all about, but I think I want to use it…

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Editorial | When Cosplay Goes Wrong

I have to apologize for the late post this week.  I am in Maine for the first two weeks of July volunteering with a summer camp for elementary school kids.  The theme for the week was (Most) Dead Men Tell No Tales, which is obviously a pirate concept.  In a rush of crazy ambition, I decided to take my novice cosplay skills for a test run…  to what affect, you can see here.

The pirate chest is filled with prizes for the end of the week… but are those modern paddles leaning against the wall?  And who decided that vines were a good idea??

The rocks were actually my idea… and the rum bottle.  Sadly, it is bone dry (see what I did there?  ‘Bone’ dry?  Funny, right??  Oh… nevermind…)

What in the world are those styrofoam pieces supposed to be??

Our mascot of the week is Elijah Bones, the skeleton pirate.  This corner actually turned out pretty well… probably because I had nothing to do with it.

Elijah Bones, and a... lobster pot...?

Mascot of the week, Elijah Bones

The most authentic prop?  The live Fiddler Crabs in a tank near the front door.  The kids are fascinated, and I may be kinda infatuated, myself.

Four females. The male died before the first day :(

Fiddler Crabs!!

Getting the kids to learn new songs was… interesting.  Fortunately, the song leading pirate was patient.  I never knew that pirates sing “If You’re Happy and You Know It.”  Ya learn something new every day.  We were going for authenticity, but it appears that ship has sailed.  (Yeeaaahhhhh!!!!  No?  Really?  Ok…)

Now everyone clap with me!!

Don’t look too closely at that tank… I mean pirate ship!

Skit time!  Captain Joshua Bones (grandson of the late Elijah Bones) is telling the story of the dread pirate Ned Low who disappeared on his way to Brazil and probably came back to Maine to hide his treasure.  (As a side note, although I AM responsible for the costumes (don’t laugh) I did NOT made the hook he is wearing.  In fact, it is a point of contention even now LOL.)

Captain Joshua Bones & crew

Cosplay at its finest!

So although things at the blog have been proceeding smoothly in my absence, I will be in Maine for one more week.  Not to worry!  I’ll be back in my usual spot with a great editorial for you next Monday!

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