Editorial | The Picky Entertainment Consumer

Due to a secluded childhood in a religious family, for many years my exposure to most entertainment was quite limited.  Now, as an adult, I am very often disappointed in the quality of entertainment in all forms, whether it be movies, comics, or games.  Don’t even ask me about popular books these days.  In order to suspend my disbelief (more on this in a later blog), entertainment must hit a number of points on the quality checklist I have in my head.  I have had my selective taste called into question by my friends many times, (::cough::Andrew::cough::) most recently as I prepared for my review of Saga; so I think it would be a good thing to point out why I am so demanding, and why a more discerning consumer can only be good for entertainment.  For your consideration, here is a rather foreshortened list.

This meme was based on my life.

This meme was based on my life.

First of all, any piece of entertainment—and in this case, that mostly refers to movies—that considers itself dumb entertainment (i.e. Dumb and Dumber, The Hangover 1-3, and anything with Will Ferrell) almost always gets a pass from me.  This isn’t the type of entertainment that I enjoy and I definitely have a little less respect for an individual who seeks out this type of entertainment.  At the same time, I also do not feel that these movies try to classify themselves as anything but stupid humor, so at least I don’t feel that the marketing hype is lying.

The next type that I see is entertainment that tries to be suspenseful and intriguing (“smart” entertainment), but in the end falls woefully short.  Often this happens when a piece of entertainment, such as a movie or a book, sets up a system of natural laws that apply within the created universe of the piece, and then breaks those laws by mistake.  My favorite example of this (and by favorite, I mean: the one to which I refer in my long-winded rants) is The Lake House.  The idea of the movie is that a woman is able to write letters to the man who previously owned her house.  The twist is that she is writing to the man two years before the present and he has since died.  In the end, he stops writing, and she realizes that in his timeline, he has died, but then she is somehow able to still write him before he has died to give him instructions to avoid his fatal car accident.  No matter how you work it out, the timeline of events isn’t even possible within the supernatural parameters of the of the movie.

But it has Keanu. How can you go wrong?

But it has Keanu. How can you go wrong?

Another issue I have that is related to item one, but can also be separated into its own class.  Inconsistencies in entertainment drive me completely bonkers.  Book series’s often fall into this trap in descriptions of characters—for instance, the heroine will be described with long, flowing, brunette hair and stunning, blue eyes in the first book, only to have green eyes by book three.

I’ve spoken before here on the blog about the frustration I feel with inaccurate historical portrayals, so I will not dwell on this point for too long.  Suffice to say that even small details, such as the moments in Gettysburg in which the Union army is shown scraping beans from the bottom of the can, juxtaposed with a Confederate officer announcing to General Lee that there is plenty of fruit and some buckwheat pancakes to eat, can give an audience completely the wrong idea about a historical event (and subconciously advise them on which side is right and which is wrong).

Last but not least, entertainment that heavy-handedly preaches the opinion or philosophy of its creators is perhaps the most grating frustration that I have with modern media of any kind.  Entertainment, for me, is an escape from a life filled with stress and frustration.  I highly dislike sitting down to enjoy a good book, only to realize that the author is not telling a story, but instead preaching a social more with which I do not agree.

All in all, across all forms of entertainment medium few pieces capture my undivided attention, and leave me satisfied.  This is not a bad thing!  After all, the classics that have remained from by-gone eras of literature, film, and music are the solitary beacons of excellence in a sea of medocrity of their time.  Therefore, with or without Andrew’s permission, I will continue to be a picky consumer with pride.

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Fit 4 Con Update: Week 7

Feeling good! I’m down 5 lbs now and it’s starting to show. My pants fit a little better, which is always a plus. Weight lifting is going well too. I’ve been able to really push myself and start to make some progress. It’s not much, but considering where I started, I’m pretty pleased. I’m not going to break any records, but it’s a really great feeling to get in one more curl than last time or add ten lbs to the leg press. I’d like to get to the gym a bit more often than I have been (only 2-3 days a week) but life has been getting in the way a little bit. Come Monday however, I’m off of night shift and my house is back in order, I can go back to 3-4 days a week, which is where I’d like to be. Fifty four days to NYCC and I can’t wait!

Oh Yeah!

Oh Yeah!

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Around the Web August 16, 2013

This week Popular Science has given us a fun infographic about the evolution of the geek. Aside from being interesting and mildly amusing it also gives us an origin of the word geek.

geek

I bet this guy knows the origin of geek.

If geeks used to bite the heads off chickens, what does that make Ozzy after the incident with the bat?

Speaking of rock stars, apparently KISS has purchased an arena football team. I am nearly speechless on this one. While Gene Simmons has a pretty sharp business mind, somehow I don’t think the football going public is going to get on board with this one.

I have a hard time seeing this man running a sports franchise.

I have a hard time seeing this man running a sports franchise.

I get the feeling this will go the way of the XFL.

Next up is a deleted scene from season 3 of Game of Thrones. Turns out that Grand Maester Pycelle is much less of an old fool than he looks.

Not that we didn’t already know he wasn’t on the level, but the change in personality was more than a little startling.

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Guest Blog | The Last of Us

Mr Kurt Klein is the Exhibit Manager for the Virginia Air and Space Museum. He is also a life long gamer. Over a couple beers Kurt shared a unique gaming experience and I’ve asked him to share it here.

There are no two ways about it. I’m a gamer. Not a casual gamer. Not a guy who likes to play games to pass some time. I really enjoy playing games and have since I was in my single digits—back when Atari ruled the console wars with the 2600 and a

My first gaming console

Commodore 64 was cutting edge PC gaming goodness. I once traded away five games to borrow some guy’s Super Nintendo just so I could play Final Fantasy 2 (4) for a week. I have beaten well over 500 games. I have found myself checking the clock at eight pm realizing that I checked the clock at eight am when I started. Lately, however, I’ve found myself bored with playing video games. Very few hold my attention these days, but I still feel the call of the wild and so I turned to a place I hadn’t considered: YouTube.

Just like most people watch a TV series, I now watch people play games, anxiously awaiting the next upload. The truth is, I never used to be interested in watching other people play games. (There is a dark moment surrounding Karnov that I would rather erase from memory, but that’s another story for another day.) Lately, however, it seems I have learned to enjoy watching other people play.

It started slowly. I watched videos of games that I was playing at the time, looking for shortcuts, treasure locations, or NPCs glitching in strange ways. I watched cool kill shots and close calls—the usual fare for a guy who plays games. As I clicked around, I found that I was drawn to one player in particular. He’s not a particularly serious gamer. He doesn’t care if he gets the best loot or beats a level or boss as efficiently as possible. He is all the things I am not, except that he loves making a show out of playing a game. In short, he led me to a revelation.

Mr. James Heaney currently works with GameFront.com, a California-based outfit with a small contingent of two dedicated uploader staff. In a world of serious gamers trying to learn combos, find shortcuts, or just beat games, Heaney stands out as a guy who can not only accomplish these things but give them a showbiz flair. He’s also a comic and an aspiring actor. So while his carefree nature keeps his playing from getting too bogged down with technical explanation, his desire to make an entertaining video keeps him pushing forward.

Dark Souls is my top ever favorite, hardest of hard core games. It’s made not for the faint of heart, but only for the most dedicated of gamers. Shortly after I beat the game, Heaney was challenged to make it through. I wondered, “How in the world is this try-hard going to get through one of the most unforgiving games I’ve ever played?” Not only did he end up doing it, but he used just the right amount of, happy-go-lucky panache combined with his real passion: entertaining people. Mind you, it took him 190 (!) videos to get through.

A little while later, when I saw that GameFront was uploading a play-through of a game called The Last of Us, I was intrigued. I didn’t have a clue what the story was, but I had seen the cover art. Instantly I thought, “Buddy flick, I get it.” So I clicked the first episode and was riveted for the entirety of the upload.

This is what is known in gamer circles as a “buddy flick” (i.e. no sex)

The story was well written. The cut scenes made the characters loveable and appealing and had me cheering them on as the story unfolded. The plot even took Joel and Ellie, the main characters, through Pittsburgh. I have family on Troy Hill, so this tugged at my love for my adopted home town.

As the storyline progressed through Wyoming and into Salt Lake City, Heaney commented on things during quiet moments, but fell silent when anything was happening on the screen. His avatar didn’t linger too long in any one area, yet he managed to explore them pretty thoroughly, which satisfied my ingrained gamer need to eviscerate entirely a game’s mechanic and design, but kept the story moving so as not to lose the viewer. By the end, I had experienced was a great story with well-written characters told through the medium of a video game.

I mentioned I am a gamer, right? Yeah… so I dabbed my eyes free of tears, and promptly watched a couple of reviews of The Last Of Us. To my surprise, there was a lot of groaning about how certain game mechanics and AI took the players out of the story and ended up confusing them or disappointing them because they, being gamers, had to play through all the faults in the game as well as point out the detriments of telling a story through a gaming medium.

I am well aware that the story in a game is very difficult to pace and that balancing it is a HUGE part of making a good experience for a player and a fan. So after seeing that other people did not have the same feelings as I did about The Last Of Us, I started wondering what happened that caused these two opposing points of view. What I realized was that all the disappointed players actually had to PLAY the game, whereas I was able to just watch. Additionally, I must have lucked into watching an entertaining player who affected my perspective without my realizing. Because of Heaney’s play style and personality, the flaws were glossed over. I was paying attention to his playing and commentary rather than having to play it myself and getting wrapped up in mechanics and seeing the glaring flaws. In more than a few spots the AI was noticeably poor. One bit in particular was when the team has to run through a yard and keep quiet, but is being told to be quiet and stay low by a guy who is crunching, rattling and, in some cases, running right past enemies while they ignore him. Flaws are there, to be sure, and I feel very lucky to have been cleverly guided through most of them in a way that made them seem smaller than they are.

What am I to make of my discovery? I imagine a game industry that will seek particular gamers for their style, personality and wit based on what they believe will show their game in the best light. In my mind, no longer is it necessary to rack up the most points, get the most frags, have a high KDR, or even be particularly good at playing games. Playing games for an audience now seems a legitimate way to make a little cash if you can pull the numbers. Not just top players like Fatal1ty can do this, but quite possibly just a guy who makes you feel as though he could be sitting on your couch. There’s a lot to be said for that and I encourage anyone to check out some play-throughs of stellar games and, once you’ve found the story, check out different players who upload. Find the gamer who tickles your fancy and enjoy a game like it wasn’t intended to be enjoyed.

-Cheefbast

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