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Geek Shibboleth

“Then said they unto him, Say now Shibboleth: and he said Sibboleth: for he could not frame to pronounce it right.” Judges 12:6 KJB

The ancient Israelites used the word shibboleth as a passcode to prevent enemies from entering into their midst. In much the same way, modern geeks use various phrases and inside jokes to determine those who are one of them, and those who are “outsiders”.

The concept of the geek shibboleth isn’t mine. While accidentally sitting in a discussion panel for The Princess Bride at MarsCon, one of the audience members said that “Inconceivable!” was the geek shibboleth. When one geek says “Inconceivable!” and his companion responds, “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means” the geek knows that not only has his erstwhile companion, now dare I say friend, has seen The Princess Bride, but that he knows it well enough to have learned the lines and feel comfortable in repeating them in public.  In short, he is one of us. It’s likely these two have other favorite movies, books, and shows in common. It won’t be hard for them to start building a friendship.  This got me thinking (and as we all know, that is a dangerous thing).  Sure, I agree that “Inconceivable!” is a password that grants access into world of geeks, but I believe that there are plenty of other examples that could also be considered a shibboleth.

The best example I can think of is also one of the most classic: “May the force be with you.”  In the documentary Galaxy of Dreams they describe the phrase as being used in the 1970s by those who had seen Star Wars to identify other people who had seen the movie.  It’s simple yet effective.  For those in the know, nothing else needs to be said, and for those who don’t know, the phrase passes without notice.  It was one of the earliest phrases that had wide spread usage in the geek community, and was often seen on bumper stickers and t-shirts.  Unfortunately at this point, everyone knows “May the Force be with you,” so its function as a password is probably not useful as it once was.  In its current form it serves as more of a legend to denote to the rest of the world that here be geeks.

"Hodor"

“Hodor”

So what’s the difference between a shibboleth and just another great one-liner? While one-liners are lots of fun to quote, they don’t quite have the same meaning behind them. They don’t open the door to the universe like a shibboleth does.  Game of Thrones has hundreds of great lines, but only a few of them are so readily identified with the show that they will immediately bring to mind the world these lines occupy.  Among those are “Winter is coming,” “John Snow knows nothing,” and “Hodor”.

“John Snow knows nothing” is perhaps the best one, if for no other reason than it’s not actually a quote.  Nobody in the series actually says that line, but it’s something that has become associated with the show. The second I say it to someone who has seen the show, they are instantly in the mind set of Game of Thrones, whether they agree with the sentiment or not.  Another great example of the not-quite-a-quote is “Beam me up Scotty.” Captain Kirk never actually said that in The Original Series—though he does say several variations on that theme.  Still, to millions of Trekkies and other geeks, it is a code word.

Apparently, this man knows nothing.

Apparently, this man knows nothing.

There is no one single password that will get you admitted into the halls of geekdom. This is due in large part to the sheer size of what is considered geeky.  Maybe back in the 1950’s this would have been easier because the geek canon was so much smaller, but nowadays it’s not so simple. Some of us choose to be jacks of all trades and know something about everything, and therefore know most of the major phrases that let us into the societies of many fandoms.  Others choose to be masters of their chosen genre and know every little detail and every quotable  phrase.

Oddly enough, geeks have never been the most approachable people, which is probably why we have embraced this idea of a “passcode” to determine if people are already in the know. If we are not careful however, we can exclude those who are genuinely interested. This kind of thing does us an injustice and perpetuates stereotypes. We must be careful to be welcoming while retaining that which makes us geeks, passwords included.

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Editorial | When is a Spoiler a Spoiler?

The idea for a post on the topic of spoilers and what makes them so awful came up while I was waiting on line to purchase my weekend pass at Marscon.  The cute (and obviously new) couple in front of me was chatting about upcoming convention events with another man in a costume.

Mikey Mason is performing on Saturday night.  He does a funny song about Firefly” said Costume Guy.

“Oh, I haven’t seen Firefly yet, but I really want to,” the girl responded.

“Yes, I’m gonna fix that ASAP,” said her boyfriend.

“Well you HAVE TO LIKE IT,” Costume Guy intoned.  He paused for a second and then said, almost belligerently, “And you have to cry when Wash dies.”

“DUDE!!  Why did you do that??” cried the boyfriend.

Then Costume Guy actually smirked and said exactly what I knew he was going to say:  “It’s been ten years.  She should have seen it.”

So what exactly is a spoiler?  How long should fans wait to discuss major plot points of their favorite entertainment in public to avoid spoiling them for others who may not have seen, heard, or read them?  I have made it very clear on this blog how much I hate spoilers and why I hate them.  I think that most people think of spoilers in two ways.  Most people—especially fans—are very respectful and careful of spoilers in entertainment that has recently been released.  No one wants to ruin a new movie for their friends.  Those who don’t care personally if they ruin the ending for a someone else may just wish to avoid the condemnation they would receive from a group of people who had not yet enjoyed it.

costumeAt the same time, many people seem to think that any piece of entertainment older than an arbitrary amount of time is fair game to be spoiled for anyone.  Some even seem to want the attention, negative though it may be, that comes from the inevitable exclamations of protest.  As I was composing thoughts for this blog, right before class, the student next to me began discussing the movie we would be watching this week for History of Russia, Anna Karenina.  “Everyone dies!” he announced gleefully to the girl who had just explained that she was excited to see the movie since she hadn’t read the book, “Don’t even tell me, ‘How dare you spoil a 19th century novel.’”

On this subject geeks should beware falling into to the hipster trap.  What is annoying about hipsters is not that they enjoy media outside the mainstream, but their superior attitude and the fact that they sneer at and refuse to educate those who are ignorant of these so-called alternative works.  The feeling of superiority over the nouveau geek who hasn’t mourned the loss of everyone’s favorite firefly class pilot is alluring and addictive, but it can be an even more incredible feeling to watch someone else experience your favorite show or movie for the first time.

I believe that it is just as discourteous to deliberately ruin the plot of a piece of entertainment that is decades old to a person who has already expressed a wish to see or read it as it is to ruin the plot of something new.  In the case of my Marscon example, I really wanted to slap Costume Guy before he walked away.  (I probably would have, if I weren’t wearing my Therefore I Geek t-shirt to represent the blog.)  This also goes for readers of book series that have recently been made into movies or TV shows.  The readers of The Hunger Games should not spread spoilers about the plot on message boards designed for fans of the movies.  I find the A Song of Ice and Fire readers who deliberately campaigned to spoil the Red Wedding for people who only watch the HBO show particularly loathsome.

At the same time, geeks who have not yet seen the entirety of Dr. Who are responsible to avoid spoilers of old seasons that may be available on the internet.  It is just as ridiculous for someone who doesn’t know the name of the tenth doctor to complain that someone has spoiled Rose Tyler’s fate on a message board somewhere, as it is for Costume Guy to spitefully spoil the ending of Serenity for someone who has stated that she wants to see it.

My point here is that, just as it is common courtesy to avoid spoilers of new material, it is also polite to avoid spoiling (especially maliciously) the plots of things other geeks have yet to enjoy, if they are planning to.  When Andrew and I have conversations about A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones), I am very careful to avoid discussing the plot of the books beyond where he has read.  Likewise, he did not spoil Serenity for me before I had a chance to watch it.  Wash’s death would have done very little for me if I had known about it beforehand.  As it was, I identified and empathized with the character only to be punched in the gut (as was he).

Have you had a big moment in a movie, TV show, or book ruined?  Tell us about it in the comments.

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Around the Web February 7, 2014: Kickstarter Edition

This week Around the Web is doing things a little differently. Instead of the usual interesting finds from all over the internet, I’ve decided to share a number of projects looking for funding on Kickstarter. Some of these projects have already been fully funded and are working towards various stretch goals, while other are in need of our help to get there.

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Games

Kombat Kittens – I like cats and I like combat card games so this one feels like a natural fit. Also the card art makes me laugh.

Los Cthuluchadores – I am both disturbed and fascinated by the idea of combining H.P Lovecraft’s classic horror creation and Mexican Luchadores.

Rhythm Metal Gaming Dice – These are high quality gaming dice for those of you who take your D&D seriously.

Customizable 3D Printed Tabletop Miniatures – Again, for those of you hardcore role-players out there, now you can have your own, unique minis. This is a great use of an emerging technology.

Tiny Epic Kingdoms – I like the idea of a game that will fit in the pocket of my cargo pants.

Fief – An update to a French board game that has the potential for games on the same scale as Monopoly or Risk.

Zeppelin Attack! – Who doesn’t like the idea of being a 1920’s super villain in a zeppelin? I know I love the idea.

Film

Brian Remus: Science Genius – This strikes me as Bill Nye meets Office Space.

Audax – These guys are working on a micro-budget and personally I want to see exactly what they can pull off with that. Who knows, maybe we’ll be impressed.

Outerlands: Season One – I’ve already seen several video game based documentaries which were fascinating and this looks like it will be great.

Restore the Rialto Theater – This is a very serious dilemma hitting thousands of small movie houses. We need to help as many as we can. My local theater has been among the lucky ones to successfully make the transition to digital.

Video Games

Stellar Praxis – Grand scale RTS games are kind of my thing. I love Sins of a Solar Empire and would really like it if Sins had some “friends” out there.

Galactic Wars – Big ships beating the crap out of each other.  What’s not to love?

Comics

Psychonaut – Thanks in part to the comic publisher Image, the science fiction comic is making a comeback. This book has a solid look and premises.

Sidekicks – This book looks and feels a lot like Invincible which isn’t a bad thing. Hopefully it will match that look with a good story and some humor.

These are the projects that caught my eye, but there are a ton more available. Let us know which projects you think are worth while and should be spotlighted. And don’t forget to put your money where your mouth is by helping to support some of these folks. I will be.

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Geeks You Should Know: Elon Musk

empicThis month’s Geek You Should Know is billionaire entrepreneur and engineer Elon Musk. Born in South Africa, he began his career by selling computer code for a video game at age twelve.  By age seventeen he had moved to Canada to pursue a college degree, eventually graduating from the University of Pennsylvania with a degree in economics and physics.  During the Dot Com boom in the mid 1990’s, he founded Zip2, which was later bought for just over $300 million—not bad for a guy in his 20’s. For most people, these accomplishments would be enough, but that same year Musk co-founded X.com, which we all know now as PayPal.  Three years later Musk sold PayPal to Ebay, and moved on to even bigger projects. Lately he has been making waves with both SpaceX and Tesla Motors.

Why We Should Care

This guy is basically Tony Stark without (at least as far as we know) the Iron Man suit.  While he has been fortunate to get involved in tech companies at just the right time, Elon Musk has also made a startling habit of taking on industries dominated by monolithic companies and revolutionizing the business right in front of them.  Before PayPal, banks and credit card companies were the only way to make payments on the internet.  Musk challenged that and forced the industry to play by his rules.  Many of the services that have come about in online banking since 1998 are directly or indirectly a response to PayPal.

Not only is PayPal on their with all the big name credit card companies, but they're name is the biggest. That's impressive.

Not only is PayPal listed with all the big name credit card companies, but their name is the biggest. That’s impressive.

Musk’s current projects are taking on two industries at once:  automotive and aerospace. Currently, wannabe astronauts have to spend years training, studying, hoping and praying that they can get accepted into NASA and get to be part of a mission.  If Musk has his way—and there is every indication that he will—NASA’s monopoly on space travel will quickly become non-existent.  SpaceX has recently announced its desire to construct a permanent space port in southern Texas where they can launch commercial space flights.

As for the auto industry, Musk’s Tesla Motors has been making huge strides in the electric car market. Although Tesla has had a few high profile incidents lately, their cars are miles ahead of the competition. With Musk’s vision leading the company, Tesla is not only looking at the cars themselves, but also at the infrastructure required to make these cars viable while still maintaining their green designs.

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Tesla has also been involved in some legal battles recently due to its business model. Most states have laws requiring that cars be sold from dealers who buy from the manufacturer. Tesla would like to remove the middle man, and sell the cars directly to the general public. This fight has been particularly rough in Texas, which has deeply entrenched laws.  I’m pretty confident that Tesla will win in the end, though it may get messy before it’s all done.

The world needs more people like Elon Musk.  Men and women like him are the kinds that drive industries to do new and different things and that’s why Elon Musk is a Geek You Should Know.

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