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Editorial | Clumsy Ninja mobile game review

I recently downloaded and started playing a great little game called Clumsy Ninja.  This game was actually released in November of 2013, so it isn’t brand new, but I have been having a lot of fun with it.  Here is the skinny on this game.

For lack of a better category in which to place it, I have to call Clumsy Ninja an adventure game.  The objective of the game is for the player to train an extremely clumsy ninja novice to jump, climb, run, and fight.  The motion engine on the ninja character is incredibly lifelike for a free, downloadable app, and the training ground that is the game’s background is rendered in beautiful colors.  This game is overall pretty to look at, and smooth to play. Continue reading

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Editorial | Geek Subculture: parallels in the paranormal

In sociology, anthropology, and cultural studies, a subculture is a group of people with a culture (whether distinct or hidden) which differentiates them from the larger culture to which they belong, for example, if a particular subculture is characterized by a systematic opposition to the dominant culture, it may be described as a counterculture.  Geeks are a fantastic example of a subculture, because we have all of the earmarks of a full sized culture.  Observe.

And on the third day of the week…

Geeks have our own religions and our own denominations.  Do you doubt me?  Our day of worship is Wednesday, “New Comic Book Day,” a day in which we travel to our local comic book store to hear the latest good word.  If Star Trek is a religion—and fans definitely make it sound like one—then it is one with five denominations, Original Series, The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, and Enterprise, each with their own followers.  We also have the religion of fantasy (books and other media), with followers of the prophets J. R. R. Tolkien, C. S. Lewis, Robert Jordan, G. R. R. Martin, Brandon Sanderson, etc.  Fortunately, since there are so many religions in the subculture, geek religions are not exclusive.  These gods are not jealous gods.  A geek can subscribe to as many as he wants!  We are quite tolerant that way.

While the larger American culture loves its football and baseball, and embraces foreign sports such as rugby and soccer, geeks prefer sports on a screen.  I never believed that video gaming could work up a sweat until I recently played my very first console game, Assassin’s Creed II.  Solo gaming isn’t the only geek sport, however.  In fact, there is an entire world of competitive gaming that involves teams and even leagues.  There are even documentaries, like King of Kong,  and not-quite-TVshows about it, such as Felicia Day’s ever popular The Guild.

The guy on the left is actually jealous that Will is not holding him instead.

Geeks have our own set of celebrities too.  Some of these, such as Nathan Fillion and Will Wheaton, are famous in real culture for the roles they have played on TV and in movies, but geeks love them for another reason—they are geeks themselves, and they are not afraid to show it.  J. K. Rowling has become a celebrity outside of her status as an author by interacting with her fans and even cautiously validating fan fiction based on her work.  Of course, my favorite geek celebrity, Joss Whedon, has nearly transcended celebrity status to become a god.  I am not sure if this is simply because of his winning personality, or because he likes to emotionally traumatize his fans by destroying some of their most beloved characters on a whim.

I think that it pretty much goes without saying that geeks have their own movies.  This seems to have bled into the surrounding population culture, however, because the last time I was in the theater to see a truly geeky movie, I could barely find a seat!  Still, movies like The Hobbit et al or any comic book movie ever are filmed for and targeted at geeks first and foremost.

Perhaps the most amusing aspect of the geek subculture, however, is that we have our own brand of shitty television shows.  In fact, we have TV shows that fit into every single television category.  Think about it.  We have paranormal soap operas, such as True Blood, and my own guilty pleasure, Supernatural.  The story telling in these shows is atrocious, and viewers primarily watch for the pretty people in bizarre situations.  There are geek sitcoms too, the short-lived Better Off Ted, and the long-running Big Bang Theory are classic examples of these (just without that annoying laugh track).

I like these guys, they're just so... pretty.

I like these guys, they’re just so… pretty.

Of course, TV execs have also given the geek subculture some shows that are flagrant pandering.  The more annoying of these is Arrow.  While I’ve only heard good reviews from friends about this show, I find the dialogue to be stilted and the acting to be wooden.  Another TV show that has to be classified here is Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.  I have high hopes for this show’s future—especially give that it is a Joss Whedon show (see above)—but for now, it just seems to be a show that expects viewers and ratings based on its theme, rather than its content.

Don’t get me wrong, geek subculture has excellent TV shows as well.  In the 90’s there was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, in the late 2000’s there was Dollhouse, and right now there is Continuum, which continues to hold my interest.  HBO gives us the exciting TV dramatization of GRRM’s A Song of Ice and Fire, and Netflix toys with the idea of returning our beloved Firefly (please, let Castle end soon!!).  There is plenty to see on current weekly episodes and available to binge-watch on Netflix.

Perhaps the most amusing geek TV is a relative newcomer:  the geek reality show.  It makes me laugh to see shows such as King of the Nerds (now in season three), and Heroes of Cosplay on TV.  Who knew that one day a geek would be given a confession box moment?

So the subculture has religion, with all its trappings, sports, and entertainment of all sorts.  Geek culture is definitely a vibrant and fulfilling subculture with aspects to appeal to any geek.  Are there any parallels to population culture that I’ve missed?  Let me know your thoughts in the comments, or @thereforeigeek.

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Editorial | Inconsistencies, Deus Ex Machina, and the Modern Fantasy Reader

If there is one thing that I abhor in literature and in real life, it is inconsistency.  I also despise inefficiency and incompetency, but those usually apply to the workplace more than to the bookshelf.  Still, inconsistency stands out as a peeve that has grown from a cute, cuddly pet—an endearing idiosyncrasy—to an enormous, vehement monster, which is ready to jump out and rant away at any time.  Usually this happens when I am alone in my room, but occasionally bursts out during conversations with people who always like me just a little bit less after the fact.

My friends would have me believe—and in fact I actually did believe for quite a while—that I am alone in these crazy tirades, but I have recently learned that I am not.  Indeed an entire generation of readers now thinks the way that I do, and our prayers have been heard by the gods of our beloved genres:  the Authors themselves. Continue reading

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Editorial | Game of Thrones S4 Premiere Reaction & Recap

***** SPOILER ALERT *****

This review will be discussing plot points which may be considered spoilers. Consider yourselves warned.

So that was… quiet.  The Game of Thrones season premiere was not at all what I was expecting, but it gently immersed us fans back into the world of Westeros and the Free Lands.

In case you had forgotten how much you hated Tywin Lannister, I would like to have a moment of silence for Ice, the great sword wielded by Starks time immemorial, that was taken from and used to behead Lord Eddard Stark and has now been melted down into two Valyrian steel swords.  I know that Jaime has not yet become a truly good man, but there is a little part of me that is still bitter over Ned’s death, and that part is angry.  There is only one place that Tywin Lannister could have gotten enough Valyrian steel for two swords.  Jaime would have known that.  But at the same time I understand that there was no way for what Tywin had done to be undone.

Not my usual, but nice.

Not my usual, but nice.

Oberyn Martell… looks nothing like I pictured, but he plays his role so well that I can already feel my imagined Oberyn turning into the TV show Oberyn.  He’s very suave.  Also, the Dornish love wine and sex.  Seriously.  Tyrion should really consider moving to Dorne. Continue reading

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