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Review: The Wolverine

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“I’m Wolverine. I’m the best at what I do, but what I do isn’t very nice”.  Ok, so that quote isn’t in The Wolverine, but it has always been true.  This movie is no exception.  The Wolverine provides plenty of high energy action as well as some nice quiet moments which are used to explore the thoughts going on inside Logan’s head.  All said and done this was a fun summer action movie, but while certainly better than X-Men Origins: Wolverine there was still some room for improvement.

Prior to seeing the film on Friday night, I had intentionally avoided reading or watching almost anything about the film as much as possible.  While parts of X-Men Origins: Wolverine were good, overall I was not impressed and I wanted to come into this film with as clean a slate as I could.  This meant that until about fifteen minutes into the movie I wasn’t quite sure where in the X-Men film timeline this film took place.  This is not necessarily a bad thing, but I had assumed it would be a direct sequel to the first Wolverine movie.  Instead it takes place sometime after the events of X-Men: The Last Stand.

After an opening flashback sequence, we find Logan living on the fringes of society, sleeping in the woods, haunted by nightmares of things he’s done.  A quick few scenes occur in Wolverine’s native Canada and then viewers are off to Japan, where the real story begins.  This story taps into material from the Frank Miller Wolverine mini-series as well as the first story arc of the Wolverine on-going series that followed.

The first thing I’d like to mention is that they fixed the biggest problem I had with the last movie:  the CGI claws. For whatever reason, in several scenes of the previous Wolverine movie, the CGI claws look incredibly low budget and just plain bad.  That was not the case this time around. I don’t know if it was due to better CGI or the possible increased use of physical claws, but it did the trick.

I had no issue with the plot.  I have only a passing knowledge of this particular portion of Wolverine comics, so the movie seemed to line up well enough with what I already knew.

Hugh Jackman’s portrayal of Wolverine is still fantastic.  He has a great understanding of the character and it appears that he truly enjoys putting on the claws and sideburns to become Wolverine.

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I think it’s a pretty good fit.

Playing Wolverine’s love interest, Mariko, was new comer Tao Okamoto.  I liked her performance, but it did seem as though she is new to film acting.  With a bit more time and experience I think she could do some interesting things.

Fellow model-turned-actress Rila Fukushima served as a sidekick of sorts to Wolverine and served well enough in the role, though her English was a bit choppy and that wore on me after a while.  Several of the other cast members looked familiar to me, but I couldn’t place them and had to look them up on IMDB.  Mariko’s father, Shingen, was played by Hiroyuki Sanada, who I knew as Kaneda in Sunshine, and Yashida, played by Hal Yamanouchi, had a small role in 2004’s The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.

The phrase “big superhero movie” implies several things, chief among which is action. The Wolverine delivers on the action pretty consistently though the movie.  All actions movies have their peaks and valleys, but this one seemed to have many more of both. Shorter, more frequent periods of calm were punctuated by action sequences of varying length. Since the movie was rated PG-13, the amount of violence that could be shown was minimal, but it was still obvious that Wolverine is still the best at what he does—slashing and stabbing people.

Unfortunately, the action scenes lead me into what I didn’t like about the movie.  I cannot stand shaky camera work, and many of the action sequences were shot using this terrible technique. I understand that the idea is to try and convey a sense of movement and the chaos of a fight, but instead it just causes viewers confusion and really bad visuals. Some of these scenes would look so much better they didn’t feel like a Parkinson’s patient was holding the camera. On a positive note, the panoramic scenery shots were wonderful.  They really make me want to visit Australia, where the film was shot.

My other biggest complaint has to do with the considerable amount of prior knowledge necessary to really enjoy most of this film.  At various points in the movie, Logan dreams about Jean Grey.  Although I have always loved her character, her inclusion without any explanation made for some confusion.  I also felt that Jean’s presence in this movie was unnecessary. It’s not that I didn’t like the actress who played her or how they used her; I just think the movie would have been perfectly fine without her in it.

I would also like to point out that there were far too many secondary villains.  There were 5 different characters that I would classify as secondary villains, in addition to the final bad guy, the Silver Samurai. The only saving grace in this is that unlike Iron Man 2, which suffered from too many villains with separate plots running at the same time, all of Wolverine’s foes tied into a single interwoven plot.  viperAlso, the use of Viper as a secondary villain confused even me. I have a fair amount of Marvel Comics knowledge and I had to look her up when I got home. I’m sure there was another more prominent villain that they could have used.  I’m also unsure of her previous connections to Wolverine in the comic universe.

In both the comic and the movie universes Wolverine is a major fan favorite, and yet for some reason, these movies keep falling short of achieving their full potential. I have heard nothing about a potential sequel, and this weekend’s box office take makes me doubt the likelihood a bit, but the increase in quality makes me believe that a third movie could really be something special.  While I liked the movie, I wasn’t wowed by it and there were some considerable flaws that detracted from the overall enjoyment of the movie. Moreover, the amount of background knowledge needed makes this a difficult jumping on point for new movie goers.  I give The Wolverine 3 out of 5 Death Stars.

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Fit 4 Con Update: Week 4

When I started this post series I said I was going to be honest, so here it goes. I have not been very good these last couple weeks about get in shape. In part it’s due to having some family in town and the other part is just being busy with work and rehearsal, but that not much of an excuse. I’m up about a pound right now. It’s not much, but it’s still the wrong direction. The good news is that now that my schedule is more fixed, I will be able to return to the gym this week. I’m actually looking forward to it. I was feeling quite a bit better on days after I had worked out. Keep with me folks, I promise I’ll get better about this and I hope to surprise more than a few of you. 74 days to NYCC.

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Around the Web July 26, 2013

NBC News recently got a tour of “the coolest museum you’ll never see”. The reason you’ll probably never see it is because it’s located inside CIA headquarters in Langley, VA. For the most part access is restricted to CIA personnel and invited guests. The museum houses some really cool items dating back from to the CIA’s predecessor organization, the Office of Special Services (OSS).

spy-CIA_LOGONot only is there the cool, nearly inaccessible museum, there is also a classified collection that I’m sure is even cooler. While the general public can’t get access to the museum itself, some of the collection can be viewed here.

Ever gone to a baseball game in the middle of summer, gotten yourself a nice cold beer, sat down, taken a sip, only to find out that the 98°F weather outside has already turned your cold beer warm? This is why I don’t get beer at baseball games, and it’s a shame. But now, thanks to the brilliant people at Dodger’s Stadium, this is no longer an issue. These geniuses (and I truly mean that) have discovered a machine that freezes beer foam to act as a mini cooler for the beer.

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It’s like the adult version of a Root Beer Float.

This apparently keeps beer cool for up to 30 minutes, which should be plenty of time to finish it before it gets to warm. Perhaps I will have to rethink my baseball game beer purchases.

Beware if you are planning to visit France! An unnamed French woman and her poodle (you can’t make that up) were severely mauled by feral cats in Belfort. This only reinforces my fears that my cats are trying to kill me.

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They are always watching…

I’m wondering if this is what happens when they can’t haz cheezburger.

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Star Trek Tech

One of the biggest reasons for my lifelong love affair with Star Trek is the amazing Star Trek technology. Since the very beginning, Gene Roddenberry imagined Star Trek as an idealized future for humanity, where we have been able to set aside our petty differences and work for the betterment not just of mankind but an entire alliance of alien races as well, by using their incredible technology. This fantastic vision has helped inspire several generations of Trekkie engineers to try and develop the wonderful devices that lead them to fall in love with the show in the first place. Being an engineer myself, it’s kind of fun to think about what we have already been able to achieve and where we still have to go.

THE PADD

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One of the simplest and most ubiquitous pieces of tech found on the Enterprise is the PADD. A small data entry device, slightly larger than a book and about as thick as a yellow legal pad, they are used for everything from writing an official report to serving as a catalog for wedding dresses. When Star Trek writers want to make it look like a character is hard at work, they usually show them half out of uniform, sleeves rolled up and a table covered in PADDs.

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In January of 2010, the late, great Steve Jobs announced a new Apple device. Not just inspired by Star Trek, the iPad has been almost completely ripped off Star Trek.  It even had almost exactly the same name and bore more than a striking resemblance to the Star Trek device, albeit a bit larger. Flash forward to 2012 and a few iPad models later, Apple announced the iPad mini, which is now basically the same size as a PADD. This is one of the few times blatant plagiarism is absolutely acceptable.

UHURA’S EAR PIECE

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Not as universal as the Pad, this little device is much more iconic. A quick Google image search for Uhura will come back with hundreds of images of her sitting at her station wearing her ear piece. It’s so iconic in fact that it was also included without change in J.J. Abrams 2010 reboot. Although essentially gone by the time of The Next Generation, for 1960’s America this ear piece was quite the impressive device. They had never seen a wireless device this small that would so easily fit into someone’s ear.

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Those of us living in the 21st century, however, see this all the time.  We call it a Bluetooth headset. People in their mid-twenties or older remember that when Bluetooth first came on the market, it was used almost exclusively as a hands free devices for phones.  This lead to many humorous moments trying to figure out if someone was on the phone or if they were crazy and talking to themselves (especially if the conversation got particularly heated).  Now we’ve grown use to seeing this, but in the early 2000’s it was pretty damn funny.

HOLODECK

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This is honestly as glorious as it looks.

In the pilot of The Next Generation, Riker goes to find Data on the Holodeck, a room where the entire environment, including interactive characters, is artificially generated. The system started off very basic, but as the show progressed (and budgets increased) entire episodes would be set on the Holodeck. This simple room allowed the crew of the Enterprise to visit far off alien planets, fantasy worlds, or various historical periods (Worf in the Old West was one of my favorites). Frequently these episodes would end up revolving around something going wrong with the Holodeck, so much so that even the show made a joking reference to it in an episode of Deep Space Nine.

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I hope I look this good when I’ve been dead 16 years.

In April of 2012 at the Cochella Music Festival the audience was treated to a surprise performance by rapper 2Pac. This appearance was a huge surprise because 2Pac has been dead for sixteen years and this unbelievable feat was accomplished through the use of holograms. While it isn’t the Holodeck yet, it is a considerable advance in holographic technology. This same technology is being used in Japan to create an entirely artificial pop music star, Hatsune Miku. We aren’t that far away from completely interactive worlds that we can explore.

What Star Trek Tech do you want to see make its way to our modern world? Let us know down below in the Comment section.

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