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Editorial | Editing 101: Copy Editing

The human brain has two writing modes, creating and editing.  It cannot switch back and forth between the two efficiently or easily.  Because of this, I always advise writers—especially new writers—to stick to one mode or the other.  The very first thing to do is to get a draft on paper, even if it is terrible.  Then, the writer should go back to any areas he knows to be awkward or to phrases that he could not get right on the first try and attempt to smooth over them.  At this point, it is always best to have a pair of fresh eyes take a look at the draft.  This is where the copy editor comes in.

Some writers labor under the misapprehension that copy editors are only good for the final grammar and spelling check.  This is not the case at all!  Most word processing software will run a basic spell check, and most can find the common grammatical errors as well.  Copy editors do much more than that.

As a copy editor, the first thing that I do when I get a new article or essay is to read over the entire thing and look for glaring mistakes in context or inconsistencies in the layout.  I will also make sure that the progression of the topic makes sense and flows along an outline from beginning to end.  Anything that I miss in this editing stage gets caught in stage three.

editingThe second read is for grammatical, spelling, and obvious syntax errors.  Some editors will leave this for last, but I usually cannot stand leaving them longer than this.  The mistakes that I most commonly find in this edit are homonym issues (e.g. they’re, there, their), verb conjugation—especially using past tense instead of subjunctive tense, and minor spelling errors, which usually occur because the author was writing in a hurry.

The next read through is to make sure that the overall story that the writer is conveying makes sense.  This is also the time that I take to cross out unnecessary details that obscure the author’s intention, and sometimes combine or separate sentences to flow more easily.

Depending on how well I know the writer’s style, I may also make suggestions for clarifying phrases or sentences.  Of course, while doing this, I have to be careful to not step on the author’s toes.  I always leave the original wording in the draft, with the strikethrough sign, and type my suggestions in a comment or another color font to make it clear that they are not a part of the original draft.

At this point in the editing process, I will return the draft with the first round of edits to the writer.  He or she can choose to take my suggestions, or may ask me why I have suggested certain clarifications.

Once his changes have been made, the writer sends me a second draft.  At this point, it is much like receiving a brand new manuscript, so I read through it three times in the order that I did the first time.  A lot of time and care goes into making sure that the author not only gets across his intended point, but also that he does it in a way that does not undermine his credibility, such as using vocabulary incorrectly, or having glaring grammar errors.

The draft goes back to the writer, and is checked over.  By the second draft, most edits are very minor, and are usually accepted.  I always insist on reading the final draft one more time before publishing, just to make sure everything is exactly right, and I have not missed a comma, or the double space after a period.  Then the “publish” button is hit, and the post is live!

Copy editing is time intensive and takes a lot of effort.  One of my favorite quotes is sometimes attributed to Justice Louis D. Brandeis, “There is no great writing, only great rewriting.”  This is true.  Behind every great author is a great copy editor.

You can find more interesting information about copy editing, and an interview with an editor here.

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The Oscar Winners Are In: A Conversation

A little over a month ago, Andrew and I got together to talk through the Oscar nominees and do a small contest to see which of us could pick the most Academy Award winners.  This was especially hard because neither of us had seen most of the movies that had been nominated.  Last night was the 86th Academy Awards show.  Here, today, is our recap of our previous picks, and some minor frustration at just how many we got wrong!

A: So, American Hustle got creamed.

American Hustle was probably snubbed because the actors were not billed in the same order as pictured!

American Hustle was probably snubbed because the actors were not billed in the same order as pictured!

T: Hahaha apparently.

A: Best actor: neither of us got it.

T: I see that haha

A: I’ve developed more respect for McConaughey after watching True Detective, but Dallas Buyers Club just had no appeal for me…  You got supporting actor because I don’t like Jared Leto.

T: I got supporting actor completely by accident.  I just pulled that out of thin air.

A: He’s one of those actors that I just don’t enjoy, no matter what they’re doing…  We both struck out for best actress and I have no idea what Blue Jasmine is about.  We also both missed out on supporting actress, mostly because we both picked Jennifer Lawrence.

T:  Well I mean how were we supposed to know??  We thought she was Hollywood’s golden girl.  I didn’t realize we had cause to think otherwise.

A:  Before this conversation I was enjoying pictures of Jennifer Lawrence.  LOL

T: I’m sure that you were hahahahaha

A: Animated feature…apparently Frozen  is a huge deal and I completely missed that one.  It looked really dumb to me.

T:  It looked dumb to me too, but I keep hearing about adults that went and saw it three and four times in the theaters and memorized that dumb song at the end of it.  What was it called?  “Let It Be?”

A:  IDK.  People start talking about it and I stop listening.

A: On we go.  Cinematography: we both nailed Gravity.  Not a hard call.

T:  Hahaha, yeah, I feel like that movie was made JUST ON PURPOSE to win that particular Oscar.

A:  Costume design goes to you in a tough decision category.

T: I DID call Costume Design!!!  (BTW the site I’m looking at has the films in the wrong order and it’s annoying.)

A: I’m telling them to you in the order that we had them.  Of the three major awards 12 Years a Slave got, directing was not one of them.  Given that, I’m wondering why they’re making quite as big a deal about it being directed by a black director.  I get that it’s the first film by a black director to get best picture, but they obviously didn’t think enough of his work to also give him best director

T: Odd.  That’s… not what either of us expected.

A:  Yeah.  There are times the academy only goes so far…  Documentary feature goes to yours truly for Blind Luck.

T:  Haha fine, I’ll give you that one

A:  I’m also glad to see they figured out who to nominate.

T:  Hahahahaha yeah

A:  Documentary short was a miss for both of us.

T:  Lame

A:  The magic eight ball lied to me.  Ggggrrrrrrrrr…  We both got film editing, again for Gravity, a no brainer

T:  I’m still trying to figure out how this order goes.  The way they have the winners highlighted is confusing.

A:  You won foreign language film.

T:  Always go with the southern European film.  It’s a sure thing.

A:  I think they’ve actually be going with Asian films lately.

T:  Also, The Lone Ranger was ROBBED on makeup.

Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club

A:  I don’t know about that, but it was a terrible category.  They deserve an award from making Jared Leto look like a bad queen?  I know people who could do a better job for $50.

T:  Yeah, that was a poor pick.  And Gravity winning for the best original score is dumb.

A:  We both missed original score and original song.   I think Frozen won this because Idina Menzel performed it.  I can’t really judge Gravity’s score without having heard it.  It might be awesome.

T:  It might… /in a tone that is heavily doubtful/

A: Scifi movies often have killer scores….  Anyways, best picture we both nailed.  Kind of saw that one coming.

T:  Production Design!!  Yeah, we got that one right.

A:  Also not a hard one.  Especially given the other choices.

T:  Out of the park, baby!!

A:  Gatsby was betting on its look.

T:  Well it certainly paid off!

A:  Ok, now to short films; and yes, we both suck at animated short film guessing.

T:  Apparently.  Although, to be fair, our reasoning wasn’t very solid to begin with in this category haha.

A:  Not at all.  BTW, they took the easy way out so nobody had to try and pronounce those names.

T:  Bahaha! That was probably on purpose…  I got the live action category right, though!

A:  Sound editing and sound mixing… I still don’t know what the difference is and we got both wrong.

T:  Dammit!  I was so sure I had a solid pick there–I was hoping at least one of those two would be right.

A:  We suck from here on out.  Just to let you know.  Visual effects, writing adapted screenplay and original screenplay all were misses.

T:  Gravity cleaned up the Oscars overall!!  I’m not convinced that it deserved all of those…

A:  I don’t know about that.  They’re all technical awards, and I’ve heard pretty amazing things about the technical aspects.  Also, Her  won original screenplay?  The movie just looks creepy!

T:  Ok, so what are our final scores?

I would like my very own one of these, please.

A:  You win 8 to 5.

T:  WOAH! Really?? I rock at this game

A:  I got let down by American Hustle.  I’m just impressed that they didn’t get any of the ten awards they were nominated for.

T:  Yeah, that’s pretty bad.  It looks like Martin Scorsese has been snubbed again.

A:  He’s already got his token award.

T:  LOL.

Sadly, I realized after my sweeping victory that Andrew and I had neglected to establish the prize for the winner of our Oscars pick game.  I will remember to get that settled up front for future games!!

Did you watch the 86th Academy Awards last night?  Were you impressed with the decisions or were there undeserving winners or perhaps deserving losers who were snubbed?  Let us know your opinions in the comments!  Also, all of the nominees and winners for each category can be found here.

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Around the Web February 28, 2014

Good news for all of you Calvin & Hobbes fans out there. Reclusive creator Bill Watterson is finally releasing new public work.  Watterson has created the poster for Stripped, a new documentary film that discusses the state of comic strips and features interviews with a few of my personal favorite cartoonists, such as Danielle Corsetto (Girls with Slingshots), Jim Davis (Garfield) and Bill Amend (Foxtrot).

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I can’t believe it’s been almost TWENTY years since the last Calvin & Hobbes strip… I feel old now.

Marvel and Netflix have announced that their new, original series will be shot in New York City.  The four previously announced series will feature Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones and Iron Fist.  A fifth series will include all four heroes teaming up as The Defenders (think Avengers, but on a less global scale). This does, of course, mean that once again the Big Apple will get the crap kicked out of it by super-powered villains.

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If they were actually rebuilding New York as often the comics would have us believe, I think that the roads would be in far better shape.

With the latest sales numbers putting Xbox One solidly in second place behind the PS4, Microsoft has recently been considering cutting the price of the Xbox One. Conventional thinking says this is probably a good idea, since the Xbox One costing $100 more than the PS4 is probably a significant factor in the sales figure differences. At least one person, Erik Kain of Forbes, doesn’t agree with this. Kain thinks that maintaining the price, but selling the system in bundle packages with games is the best route. This will maintain the profitability of the console without significantly increasing costs for Microsoft, as well as helping to promote their big-name, exclusive titles, like Titanfall.

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What I found most interesting is that some people are actually pushing for Microsoft to dump the Xbox brand entirely. Even if the console is sitting at number two, I can’t fathom why they would do that.

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Review: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

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B movies must be judged by their own set of standards. Attempts to compare a movie like Godzilla, which is a high quality B movie, to something like Lawrence of Arabia, a masterpiece of film, will never work. Lawrence of Arabia will win out every time because it is a much better film. Unfortunately there are B movies that reside on the low end of this modified scale and Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is one such movie.

I heard about Santa Claus Conquers the Martians years ago when I first became interested in B movies. It is one of the more well-known B movies and so I therefore assumed it was one of the better ones. This, regrettably, was not the case. Don’t get me wrong, I did thoroughly enjoy myself, but that was largely due to the fact that I’m amused by bad acting and terrible looking movies.

Kimar (Leonard Hicks) and Momar (Leila Martin)—King and Mom Martian—are concerned that their children Bomar (Chris Month), a male Martian, and Girmar (Pia Zadora), a female, are watching too much TV and becoming obsessed with Santa Claus (John Call) so much that they barely eat or sleep. Kimar gathers together the other Martian leaders, including the adversarial Voldar (Vincent Beck), to consult their mystical elder Chochem.

Voldar and Kimar

Voldar and Kimar

Chochem tells the Martian leadership that they must let their children be children (instead of educating them to adult levels while they are still infants) and foster creativity and individuality. In order to do this, they need a Santa Claus on Mars. I’m a little fuzzy on how Santa will provide the creativity and individuality, but we’ll just run with it. Kimar decides that the best way to have a Santa is to kidnap Santa, so the Martians go to Earth to acquire him. Along the way we are introduced to the comic relief character Dropo (Bill McCutcheon) who is the standard, clumsy oaf. While on Earth, the Martians also kidnap Billy (Victor Stiles) and Betty (Donna Conforti) and take them back to Mars, along with Santa, where the two kidnappees help him run an automated toy factory so the Martian children can have toys.

Eventually things come to a head when Voldar tries to kidnap Santa.  Instead, he accidentally grabs Dropo, who is pretending to be Santa, and sabotages the toy factory in an effort to overthrow Kimar. I tried to wrap my brain around this, but was forced to stop after experiencing sharp pains and seeing dark spots before my eyes.

I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen acting this bad in a movie. These guys make porn stars look like Shakespearean actors. The dialogue is poorly delivered and character reactions are delayed at best. Frequently the characters are just standing around, speaking to each other without actually acting. The fight scenes are so badly choreographed that characters are swinging at each other from several feet away and then fall over while the camera shakes. The kids—especially the Martian kids—are extremely wooden, and Santa is completely clueless throughout most of the movie. At one point he can’t remember the names of his reindeer and throws “Nixon” into the list.

Even by B movies standards, the visuals are pretty rough. The Martians in particular are awful looking, dressed completely in green (green body suit with a green shirt and green briefs or boxers) with green grease paint on their faces that doesn’t match the color of their clothing. They’re also wearing some kind of green helmet out of which their antenna.  The antenna appear to be made from poorly shaped and painted tinfoil, which makes me wonder if the budget was so low that the creators couldn’t afford a bent coat hanger.

They must have spent the majority of the budget on making the worst looking robot and polar bear in movie history. The robot is essentially a guy in a large box with dryer ducts on his arms and legs, and a bucket on his head, all painted silver. This movie is already ten years after Gort from The Day the Earth Stood Still and Robby the Robot from Forbidden Planet, both of which were awesome looking robots. Even in a low budget film these creators should have been able to do more than they did.

Worst Robot Ever.

Worst Robot Ever.

As for the polar bear… you really just need to see it to believe it.

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I don’t have the time to make up things this awful.

All of the sets were pretty terrible. There was not a single scene that was actually shot outdoors. All of the outside scenes were obviously shot on sound stages. Even the one scene when the Martians first abduct Billy and Betty, which could have easily been shot at a local park, was instead done indoors. The various North Pole scenes look like some alien world from Star Trek, just painted white, dirt included. The cave set at the end of the movie consists of some foam rocks and what appears to be painted cardboard layered to give the appearance of depth.

The Martian spaceship is just as lackluster as the rest of the sets. Most importantly, the viewer never gets to see the outside of the ship, aside from the four legs and ladder seen at the North Pole, and those are pretty lame. The ship’s bridge is amusingly bad. In the corner is the Radar Box, which powers the Radar Shield; and it is labeled, in English, Radar Box. What is even better is that it is basically just a wooden toy box with some circuit boards attached to the lid and one very small bundle of wires running along the inside. This makes it quite easy for Billy to sabotage the Radar Shield.  All he has to do it pull out the single bundle of poorly attached wires. The budget appears to be so low that they couldn’t even afford a real double throw switch. When every bad Frankenstein movie set is practically littered with those switches, you would think they could find at least one for a reasonable price.

Are you telling me they couldn't find one of these for cheap?

Are you telling me they couldn’t find one of these for cheap?

While this is an absolutely terrible movie, there were a few, very minor points that weren’t quite so awful. While his acting is horrible, John Call at least looks the part of Santa. It would not have surprised me if they had instead chosen a skinny guy with no beard to play Santa, but they didn’t. There is also some pretty good stock footage of the US military, mostly focused on bombers and nuclear missiles. There is, in fact, close to five whole minutes of this footage when the Martians show up on Earth.

As I said before, I enjoyed this movie in spite of how bad it is. That being said, I cannot in good conscience recommend this movie to anyone as an example of good quality, low budget film making. I give it one Death Star.

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