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Therefore I Geek Podcast Episode 34, Resident Evil

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In which Andrew and Tracy discuss the pros and cons of Resident Evil. We discover that Tracy is terrified of spiders and that Andrew relates absolutely everything back to Alien, whether it relates or not.

 

Show Notes:

Resident Evil

Milla Jovovich (Alice)

Sarah Polley

Michelle Rodriguez (Rain)

Eric Mabius (Matt)

Ok, there were 7, not 8.

Ok, there were 7, not 8.

Licker

Mindless Ones

James Purefoy (Husband/Spence/Marc Antony)

Aliens Versus Predator 2 pipe dropping

The Mist

Martin Crewes (Tech)

Super Mario Bros.

Doom

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Guest Review: Jurassic World

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By Joseph De Paul

 

Welcome to Jurassic World

The magic is gone so let’s eat some people!

It’s been 22 years since, as a boy, I watched animals that up until that point, I had only seen as bones or cartoons damn well near come alive and at the same time bewilder scare the crap out of me. Steven Spielberg’s 1993 Jurassic Park could be seen as the perfect Blockbuster. It still holds up over 20 years later. After The Lost World (underrated I think) and Jurassic Park 3 (let’s not talk about it) the public’s cultural conciseness had basically put the franchise to bed, really only to living on in comic books and video games. But, it’s the 21st century, and we’ll try anything….four times.

So we get Jurassic World, a movie I’m sure no one was really asking for, but it’s here so let’s make the most of it. Once I heard that this was actually going to happen I instantly went in to self preservation mode and prepared myself for a total suck fest. As trailers for the movie started to come out I knew the only way I was going to like this film was if a ton of people got eaten by passable CGI Dinosaurs. That’s all I wanted and Jurassic World pretty much delivers. Continue reading

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Guest Review: Tomorrowland

Tomorrowland: Anything is Possible

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Nothing is worse than going to see a movie based on something you love, only to be thoroughly disappointed with the outcome. Tomorrowland was NOT like that at all!

I am a huge Disneyphile and have been to Walt Disney World more times than I could possibly count. Of all the “lands” in the Magic Kingdom, Tomorrowland has always been my favorite, and I think it best represents Walt Disney himself. Most people usually think of princesses and mice when they think of Disney, but the real defining characteristic of Disney is innovation and vision. Tomorrowland represents not only ideas for the future, but the idealized version of the future.

Walt Disney’s used his influence on popular culture to help garner public support for the space program. Many of the ideas and hypotheses that the Disney imagineers came up with regarding space travel turned out to be quite accurate and similar to the equipment that was actually used to bring man into space. Almost more important than the engineering ideas that they came up with was the hope and imagination that he inspired. Walt Disney’s movies, television shows, documentaries, exhibits, and theme parks inspire people to this day that anything is possible, and that is the theme of this movie.

We start out with the pessimistic old guy and a flashback to him as an optimistic young genius who goes to the 1964 World’s Fair hoping to impress people with his invention. When asked what the point of his invention is, he responds, “People will believe that anything is possible.” In the background we hear the familiar songs of “Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow” from the Carousel of Progress and “Small World”, which were both originally exhibits at the World’s Fair before becoming familiar staples of Disneyland and Disney World. The nostalgia and hope for the future is infectious and invigorating.

George Clooney plays Frank Walker, the brilliant hermit who obviously experienced some emotional trauma, but of course we only get glimpses of it throughout the movie. Then there is Casey Newton (Britt Roberston) who is the optimistic counterpart to Clooney. While occasionally her positivity is a little on the cheesy side (it IS a Disney movie, after all), for the most part I think they did a great job with her character. She manages to be optimistic without being annoyingly perky.

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Robertson, Clooney and Cassidy

For me, the real star of the movie was Raffey Cassidy who plays Athena, an audio-animatronic 12 year old who recruits dreamers to come join the other-dimensional world of Tomorrowland. Even though she’s working with actors who are two to four times her age, she completely convinced me that she was a confident robot who was completely in control of every situation. While the technology is the movie is super impressive, I think that one of the most impressive aspects of the plot is that they managed to have George Clooney be in love with a 12 year old robot and yet it’s not creepy at all (except for when I write it out like that).

Hugh Laurie also makes an appearance as the pseudo-villain and you know he’s the bad guy because he wears black and rolls his eyes at the idea of doing something for fun. His henchmen are the audio-animatronics who are tracking down Athena, Frank, and Casey. With their creepy smiles and bird-killing plasma ray guns, they pose a threat the same way battle droids pose a threat; yeah they have guns, but the good guys are going to overtake them pretty easily and because they’re robots there is no moral dilemma when the good guys kill them. “When the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t try to eat the tourists” might not be an accurate quote any more.

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But the “villain” in this movie is really a bleak and inevitable future and our complacency in accepting it instead of changing it; Hugh Laurie is just the person who gives the (somewhat preachy) speech explaining this. That’s Casey’s cue to save the day with her unwavering belief that we can change things for the better.

The design for Tomorrowland is perfect. They shot a lot of the scenes of the film in the City of Arts and Sciences in Vallencia, Spain (which I now REALLY want to go to). The city is shiny and geometric and makes you feel like it could’ve been designed in the 60s but still be relevant today. That’s the aesthetic I really like, but if steampunk is more your thing, they’ve got a rocket ship that is right up your alley. One of the other design highlights for us geeks is the “Blast From The Past” store which has tons of spacey memorabilia, and A LOT of Star Wars stuff, which is obviously because Disney owns the license and it’s free product placement for the new movie, but watching R2-D2 and Han in Carbonite be used to kill robots is pretty awesome. And the technology! Other than the advanced audio-animatronics, there’s jet packs, time freeze bombs, and hover trains!

Casey's first look at Tomorrowland.

Casey’s first look at Tomorrowland.

The one major critique I have for this movie is that there was a severe lack of cultural diversity. About 85% of the movie is just the three main characters anyway, and Frank and Athena kind of had to be white because they both attended the World’s Fair in 1964 and my guess is that it wasn’t particularly diverse, but I do wish they had included a bit more diversity in the cast. But hey, at least the hero is a young girl.

Overall this is a really great movie, but it serves a higher purpose. 60 years ago Disney’s first Tomorrowland TV spot “Man In Space” aired and inspired a generation. 14 years later we put a man on the moon. As corny as it sounds, after seeing this movie I left the theatre feeling like “anything is possible”, so who knows what we’ll accomplish in the next 14 years! 5/5 Death Stars

5/5 Death Stars

5/5 Death Stars

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Review: Atari: Game Over

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More often than not urban legends are just that:  legends. These fanciful creations may have a glimmer of truth at their heart, but are in general largely exaggerated and embellished to make for a better story. Every so often though, one story proves to be more than just a tall tale.  Atari: Game Over tells the story of what is quite possibly the biggest and most mysterious urban legend in gaming.

The legend goes something like this: E.T. the Extraterrestrial was the hottest movie in the world in 1982. Around that same time, Atari was a rapidly expanding video game company that had recently scored a number of hits, including some licensed games based on movies. What more perfect match could there be? However, according to legend, instead of conquering the commercial world, the E.T. game was so awful that it somehow destroyed the video game industry. As a result, thousands of copies of the game were quietly taken out to the New Mexico desert and buried, never to be seen again. When questioned about the legend, Atari corporate leadership would refuse to comment, only adding fuel to the fiery theory that there was, in fact, some kind of cover up in progress ( all good urban legends need a cover up). If the game were really bad enough to destroy the industry, it makes sense on some level that the developer would want to destroy all copies of it, but it also seems almost unfathomable that one game could destroy an industry and be so bad it warranted burial. As Atari: Game Over explains, however, there is much more to this story than meets the eye. Continue reading

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