Monthly Archives: March 2014

Around the Web March 14, 2014

Happy Pi day everyone!

We start off with some interesting news from Diamond. The comic book distributor has been sending out secret shoppers to determine if stores who participate in their day-early delivery program are sticking to the programs rules.  Diamond announced that they found fifty cases where stores were not abiding by the rules, although they were not specific about the store names or the circumstances under which the comics were sold. These numbers also mesh with Diamond’s numbers from 2011 that say that 98% of retailers are abiding by program rules.

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While I am not a fan of Diamond’s near monopoly on comic distribution, I do like this program and I am glad to see that most people are playing nice so  that we can all benefit.

Next up, we have a Kickstarter for your consideration. A Druid’s Duel is a turn based strategy game that reminds me a lot of Final Fantasy Tactics, which is one of my all time favorite games. Unlike Tactics however, this seems to be a much simpler game, and there is no crazy story to follow. The graphic are pretty straight forward, but clean and attractive. Best of all there is a demo that you can download for Mac or PC.

A bit like this, but much simplified and streamlined.

A bit like this, but much simplified and streamlined.

I’m looking forward to giving this one a try when I’ve got some free time.

Now a couple of good deals for you. First up is a Pi day special from Comixology. They’re offering discounts on several Image titles, today only. Second is a complete Jack Kirby and Joe Simon horror comic, available for free on Comics Alliance.

Finally, today is Follow Friday and with that in mind we’ve got a brief history of one of the all-time great X-Men, Jean Grey, brought to us by The Brotherhood of Evil Geeks (appropriately named for such an article). This post sums up Jean pretty good, without going into too much detail. They also focus on just Jean here, because they have a separate post on Phoenix.

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I’ve always wanted to see her get some Canadian lovin’… if you know what I mean.

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Geeks You Should Know: Cassandra Peterson

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This month’s Geek You Should Know is Cassandra Peterson. Name doesn’t ring a bell? Peterson is better known as the TV personality Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Originally from Kansas, Peterson grew up in Colorado, but left for Las Vegas just days after finishing high school. After working as a show girl at The Dunes, Peterson began acting in small parts—including one in the James Bond film Diamonds Are Forever. Finally, in 1981, the role Cassandra was born to play arrived when a Los Angles TV station wanted to revive its late night horror movie show.  Although she was not their first choice for a host, Peterson and her persona Elvira were a perfect fit. Thus was born Elvira’s Movie Macabre.

Elvira and yours truly.

Elvira and yours truly. Phoenix Comicon 2011

Elvira is a geek superstar. She is a regular at conventions and I know from personal experience that she still draws a crowd. Although she was a little late to the signing I was at (with that outfit, who can blame her), she was incredibly nice and apologetic for her late arrival.  She may be small of stature, but she has a massive personality.

For many people, Elvira was the introduction to the world of late night B movies. Not only did Elvira host the movies on her show, but she often provided a running commentary as her sarcastic, valley girl character.  In fact, Elvira was mocking movies well before MST3K came around. Elvira has been featured in comics (a mind blowing 166 issues!), two motion pictures, games, calendars, and even pinball machines. It’s even rumored that Cassandra is the model posing on the cover of Tom Waits’ Small Change album. It does look quite a bit like her. In 2010, Peterson revived Movie Macabre and began to release public domain films on DVD with her commentary.

My personal Elvira, Mistress of the Dark one sheet.

My personal Elvira, Mistress of the Dark one sheet.

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Winning Science March 12, 2014

For years scientists have been pushing green technology. Things like solar panels and wind turbines are more ecologically friendly, but are they really green? One group of researchers is working tech that is both figuratively and literally green:  moss. Scientists at the University of Cambridge have been able to power a small radio using the energy generated by a particular form of moss, it what is called a photo microbial cell. Despite only being able to power the radio for a few minutes, this experiment shows that it might feasible to provide small charges for things like cellphones with some additional research.

"Green" tech...get it?

“Green” tech…get it?

Not only would this mean using less energy, but it also would help remove CO2 from the atmosphere thanks to photosythesis.

Happy 25th birthday to the internet. The internet as we understand it was the brain child of a CERN scientist named Tim Berners-Lee who submitted a memo in March of 1989 on how to link documents between computers that were networked together. While this project didn’t move forward for another year, the World Wide Web Consortium is choosing to celebrate the day on which the memo was first filed, as opposed to when the system began operating. I’m hoping they didn’t invite Al Gore to any of their parties.

CERN in Switzerland.

CERN in Switzerland.

Who still uses the terms World Wide Web or consortium any more?

There is a star in space that is 1300 times bigger than our sun!Researchers recently published a study of this hypergiant named HR5171. Now I realize that our sun is actually pretty small when it comes to stars, but the fact that HR5171 is that much bigger makes it insanely massive. Not only is HR5171 that large, but it is part of a binary star. So basically this star is so big it has it’s own star. untitled

We need to come up with a better way to name stars. This one sounds like a bill before Congress, and space is way cooler than Congress.

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Review: 300: Rise of an Empire

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One of the most famous battles in ancient history is the Battle of Thermopylae, in which a force of Greeks lead by 300 Spartans held a pass against the vast Persian army.  Although most of the Greeks were killed during the battle, Thermopylae would not have been possible without the actions of the Greek fleet in the Straits of Artemisium.  That naval engagement is the central plot of 300: Rise of an Empire.

When the Greeks are once again threatened by the Persians, led by the god king Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro), it falls to Athenian general Themistocles (Sullivan Stapleton) to lead the defense of the free Greek states. Themistocles goes to Sparta in an attempt to recruit the Spartan king Leonidas to join him in the fight. The Spartan queen Gorgo (Lena Headey) meets Themistocles and informs him that the Spartans have no intent to join the rest of the Greek states but intend to go to war against the Persians none the less. Themistocles is forced to take his meager fleet and engage the vastly superior Persian navy, led by Artemisia (Eva Green), a Greek with a burning hatred of her countrymen. For days the Greeks best the Persians, but they are ultimately forced to retreat to the Bay of Salamis for a final standoff.

There was a surprising amount to like about 300: Rise of an Empire. I was consistently pleased with most of the visuals for the movie. Much like the original movie, Rise of an Empire presents a very stylized take on this classic, heroic tale. While not directly based on any comics, the film maintains the visual style of 300—both the comic and film. The fights scenes are, of course, the highlight of the movie. There are dozens of scenes filled with barely dressed Greeks hacking and stabbing Persians with a choreography that the ancients could only dream of. One scene in particular featured father and son team Scyllias (Callan Mulvey) and Calisto (Jack O’Connell) taking turns hacking down opponents while they advanced down the length of a Persian ship. In addition to the hand to hand combat, there is also a considerable amount of ship to ship fighting as well. This is to be expected given that the plot revolves around a naval battle, but I was pleased with the quality of these scenes. Although they were not overly historically accurate (and after 300, I wasn’t holding my breath on this point) the battles weren’t completely unrealistic either. Sure, the settings were exaggerated, but when wooden ships crashed into one another they actually got really smashed up.

Persian ships go crunch.

Persian ships go crunch.

Rise of an Empire is definitely a movie that pushes the boundaries of what the audience is willing to accept in the name of suspension of disbelief. Since the film exists in a comic universe, there are plenty of things that make for great storytelling, but that the viewer has a hard time believing could happen. Toward the end of the film (No major spoiler here, this was in the trailer), Themistocles rides a horse across several damaged ships, including ones partially underwater and engulfed in flames. Now don’t get me wrong, this made Themistocles look like a total badass, but there was this nagging voice in my head that kept telling me that a horse–even a well-trained war horse–would not willingly dive underwater and then into a fire. Little things like this would at times pull me out of the film universe and send me back to reality.

Sullivan Stapleton did a respectable job as Themistocles. While there are some similarities between Stapleton’s character and Gerard Butler’s Leonidas, I enjoyed Stapleton much more. I’ve always felt that the Leonidas character in 300 was a bit crazy and over the top.  While Themistocles could be quite intense, he was also able to take it down a few notches from time to time. Stapleton also had the physical presence for the part. Though not the most muscular man on screen, Stapleton was in amazing shape and stood over all the other major characters by several inches. At the beginning of the film, when Themistocles is attempting to rally all the Greeks to his cause, even dressed in his normal Greek attire he stands out in the sea of old men and other politicians.

Eva Green’s Artemisia is as deadly as she is beautiful—and she is exceptionally beautiful. Green plays the cold-hearted, Persian admiral perfectly.  She lives only to destroy the Greeks who have wronged her in the past and she takes a sadistic pleasure in inflicting as much damage upon them as possible. My one real complaint comes from the fact that we end up with a nude scene from Green that really serves no purpose other than to get Green topless. I am certainly not against nudity in film, but this scene is patently gratuitous and doesn’t really help to move the story line along.

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Eva Green

300: Rise of an Empire is quite possibly the loudest movie I have ever seen, at least during certain portions.  During the opening sequence I was legitimately concerned that I was going to have some kind of permanent hearing loss if it stayed at the same volume.  Thankfully it soon came back down to a more reasonable (though still loud) level.

For all its visual wonder, Rise of an Empire fell into the same trap that many other films have fallen into lately:  3D. In an attempt to include 3D effects, some shots become rather awkward. As far as I can tell, since I saw the movie in regular 2D, the majority of the 3D effects were projectiles (arrows and spears) and blood splatter, of which there was plenty. There were several times where those particular effects would look vastly different even within the same scene, leading to an overall sloppy look.

Like its predecessor, this movie made considerable use of slow motion; unfortunately, not very good use. Shots would slow down in the middle of the action, seemingly at random, and then go back to normal speed just as haphazardly. There seemed to be no underlying rule of thumb as to when slow motion would be used, and after a while it became a distraction. This slow down/speed up pattern coupled with occasional handcam use made a mess of otherwise impressive fight scenes.

In the end, 300: Rise of an Empire was a pretty entertaining movie and a solid sequel. It will certainly not be breaking any records, nor winning any major awards, but it will make for enjoyable viewing on a rainy spring afternoon. I give it three out of five Death Stars.

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